Friday, March 30, 2007

April's Fools ~ 100 of them


Unlike most of the other nonfoolish holidays, the history of April Fool's Day (aka All Fool's Day) is not totally clear.
Instead of staging some lame on-line hoax, I really feel like the joke has been on all of us for the last 6 years.

So, in honor of April Fools Day ~
I have compiled my top 100 list of Fools (in no particular order):





Ahmed Chalabi
Alan Keyes
Alberto Gonzales
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Reilly
Brittney Spears
Charles F Stanley
Charlie Daniels
Charlton Heston
Chuck Colson
Condoleezza Rice
Craig Gross
Craig Manson
Daniel Shayesteh
David Brooks
David frum
Dennis Hastert
Dennis Miller
Dick Chaney
Don Manzulo
Don Martin
Donald Rumsfeld
Dr Kirk Cameron
Dr. James Kennedy
Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Dr. Phil
Dr. Robert L. Spitzer
Dr. Terry Mortenson
Elizabeth Kantor
Fred Phelps
George W Bush
Geraldo Rivera
Grover Norquist
Hugh Hewitt
Jack Abramoff
James Dobson
James Inhofe
Jed Babbin
Jerry Falwell
Jim Sensenbrenner
John ashcroft
John Bolton
John Gibson
John Gizzi
John McCain
John Podhoretz
John Yoo
Jonah Goldberg
Julaine K. Appling
Karl Rove
Kate O'Beirne
Kirk Cameron
Lou Sheldon
Mark Foley
Mel Gibson
Michael Chertoff
Michael Savage
Mike Brown
Mike Johanns
Mitch McConnell
Neil Cavuto
Newt Gingrich
Pat Boone
Pat Buchanan
Pat Robertson
Patricia Heaton
Paul Cameron
Paul Weyrich
Paul Wolfowitz
Reverend Don Wildomon
Rich Lowry
Richard Mellon Scaife
Richard Viguerie
Richarl Perle
Rick Santorum
Robert Davis McCallum, Jr
Robert McGovern
Robert Novak
Sam Alito
Scooter Libby
Scott McClellan
Shawn Hannity
Steve Forbes
Tedd Haggard
Ted Nugent
Ted Stevens
Toby Keith
Tom Cruise
Tom Delay
Tom Friedman
Tom Selleck
Tom Tancedo
Tony Blair
Tony Perkins
Tony Snow
Trent Lott
Tucker Carlson
Victor Davis Hanson
William Bennett
Willie Aames

[Politicians] never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. -- Thomas Reed

2 comments:

Bubba said...

You have some interesting names up here! Of all your right wingers you left out a pretty big name. Rush Limbaugh. Hmm. Some of them I would like to know why you think of them as "fools"?
Charlie Daniels, Don Manzulo, James Dobson, Jerry Falwell and Toby Keith
Most of the others I would have to agree.

Gifted-1 said...

Ah, I forgot Rush. I guess he's so much of a fool, I totally forgot about him.
I shall do an entire post on why the others are ass holes. :)
Peace and love, baby!